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SRK DETENTION - THE HUMOUR ANGLE
“Don ko pakadna muskil hi nahin, namumkin hai! Don ka itenzar toh gyaraah mulko ki sarkar kar rahi hai… – My name is Khan, Shahrukh Khan!”
“Your name has popped up in our computer Mr. Khan… please come…”
“Arrrrr re…. main, mainnnnnn main Shahrukh, sorry, I am Shahrukh Khan, Bollywood actor…”
Farhan can surely start his DON – II with the scenes… follow with SRK arriving in Mumbai with media waiting for his quotes…
A hurt Don feels humiliated and wages war on Americans…
Supporting cast: American Immigration Officials, Rajiv Shukla, Ambica Soni, Karan Johar and Farah Khan and many from Bollywood fraternity…
Gori billi arrives from America to avenge Don’s life for not giving her autograph when he was detained there…
The plot is set… Farhan go ahead and make DON’s sequel… Indians would love it and the Americans would hate it…
Will Farhan – SRK come out with the sequel… chances are… well you keep guessing…
Imagine the film is made and the promotional activities commence… SRK once again arrives at Newark Airport (after all he is King Khan, so how can he stay away from America?), and is once again detained… Media waves hit like frenzy once again… this time, however, they have their Press Kit about the sequel… The audience worldwide is glued to their Idiot Box… some feeling sorry, some angry, some elated (knowing the truth behind the act) and so on…
DON – II releases… the box office is rolling in worldwide, the media highlights – “Jaisa ki aap dekh sakte hain ki DON – II Shahrukh ki asli dastaan hai, jab Americans ne unhe detain kiya tha… and on and on….”
The success celebration party of DON – II… finally Farhan announces … “Ladies and gentlemen… DON – II ke liye humne kya nahin kiya… SRK detention was all staged and a publicity stunt… for his next release MY NAME IS KHAN.”
Everyone is happy, smiling and laughing and Farhan finally announces his next venture – “DON – III… yes, we are working on the script now!”
The curtain falls down…
SRK DETENTION - THE HUMOUR ANGLE
“Don ko pakadna muskil hi nahin, namumkin hai! Don ka itenzar toh gyaraah mulko ki sarkar kar rahi hai… – My name is Khan, Shahrukh Khan!”
“Your name has popped up in our computer Mr. Khan… please come…”
“Arrrrr re…. main, mainnnnnn main Shahrukh, sorry, I am Shahrukh Khan, Bollywood actor…”
Farhan can surely start his DON – II with the scenes… follow with SRK arriving in Mumbai with media waiting for his quotes…
A hurt Don feels humiliated and wages war on Americans…
Supporting cast: American Immigration Officials, Rajiv Shukla, Ambica Soni, Karan Johar and Farah Khan and many from Bollywood fraternity…
Gori billi arrives from America to avenge Don’s life for not giving her autograph when he was detained there…
The plot is set… Farhan go ahead and make DON’s sequel… Indians would love it and the Americans would hate it…
Will Farhan – SRK come out with the sequel… chances are… well you keep guessing…
Imagine the film is made and the promotional activities commence… SRK once again arrives at Newark Airport (after all he is King Khan, so how can he stay away from America?), and is once again detained… Media waves hit like frenzy once again… this time, however, they have their Press Kit about the sequel… The audience worldwide is glued to their Idiot Box… some feeling sorry, some angry, some elated (knowing the truth behind the act) and so on…
DON – II releases… the box office is rolling in worldwide, the media highlights – “Jaisa ki aap dekh sakte hain ki DON – II Shahrukh ki asli dastaan hai, jab Americans ne unhe detain kiya tha… and on and on….”
The success celebration party of DON – II… finally Farhan announces … “Ladies and gentlemen… DON – II ke liye humne kya nahin kiya… SRK detention was all staged and a publicity stunt… for his next release MY NAME IS KHAN.”
Everyone is happy, smiling and laughing and Farhan finally announces his next venture – “DON – III… yes, we are working on the script now!”
The curtain falls down…
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