WHAT A WONDERFUL REPUBLIC WE ARE @ 60 (27th Jan 2010, 0510 Hrs)
1). Even after 60 long years, we need a foreigner (Italian Sonia) to rule us!
2). Even though we became independent in 1947, we are still following most of the Bristish Rules!
3). Since the last 63 years, we have built good relations with most of the other countries of the world but have failed to do so with the country (Pakistan) that was once part of a unified nation, isn’t it strange?
4). We can spend 31 crores per year to safeguard the Pakistani terrorist (Qasab), who killed hundred and sixty six innocent people in our country but we don’t have money to feed the poor hungry farmers of Bundelkhand, who have to sell their wives to feed their families. Strange isn’t it?
5). We cry out aloud when an Indian is beaten in Australia but turn a blind eye when Indians are beaten in India by Indians? What a hypocrite we are, really!
6). Our countryman Rajendra Pachauri (IPCC Chairman) declare the Himalayan glaciers to melt by 2035 to earn 2035 crores from the Western world and when he is caught, he says – ‘It is a human error!’ – Isn’t he great to sell his own country at the Copenhagen Summit against the whole world???
6). Our netas are more busy fighting silly debates on news channels instead of working for the people who voted them to power! Interesting facts, isn’t it?
7). Our political system is so wonderful that a police officer is promoted to DGP (Rathore) of a state (Haryana) for molesting a 14-year-old girl and force her to commit suicide!
8). Our judicial system is so wonderful that for 19 long years and at present, the culprit DGP Rathore is still roaming free, laughing at the media and every single billion plus Indians on national news channels! Which country can boast of such a great achievement? None, except us, after all we are a Republic @60!!!
9). A politician has to die (Jyoti Basu & many others) to be declared HONEST, SECULAR, A GREAT LEADER and god knows what not. But when he is alive he is the most CORRUPT, A GREAT LIAR and HORRIBLE LEADER! I still cannot understand this logic, do you?
10). The government doesn’t hesitate to kill innocent poor tribals (Dantewada & other villages), who are fighting life with hunger, rape, police atrocities under government’s orders to satisfy corporate and government greed by labeling them Naxalite! Heights of patriotism!!!
11). Our Agriculture Minister is so capable to increase price of essential food items to support the Hoaders and Black Marketeers that each time he opens his mouth, prices increases automatically!
12). Tonnes of wheat (Haryana FCI Godowns) are kept in open to rot to go in waste in rain but we will not feed the poor Indians in year of the drought! Kudos to FCI for such a noble act!
13). Our Prime Minister lies to the nation by saying – ‘We have enough food grain stock and no Indian will go hungry because of drought situation!’ How true… Indians are dying because of price rise not food stock scarcity!!!
14). Even Lord Rama is not supporting BJP to come in power… wish they had taken up Ravana’s support instead!
15). Even after 26/11/2008, Force One has not got the land from Maharastra Government in reality… but on paper… land worth crores have already been granted to them!
16). Delhi Chief Minister is so large hearted that she recommends Parole for killer Manu Sharma, not once but twice against the rule and law of granting parole! And guess what, all this happens under the nose of our Prime Minister! Isn’t it wonderful to be a killer than a common man??? And Supreme Court just admonishes the Delhi Government, that’s it!
17). Our wonderful electronic media houses, home minister, SRK (he didn’t buy one but felt ashamed though for India) are so concerned to show their support for Pakistani crickters for not being bought at IPL auction that they all have forgotten how 10 Pakistani terrorists invaded Mumbai to kill 166 people! Now that is what I call heights of patriotism for one’s country!!! KKKKKKudos!!!
18). NGO’s (Vanvashi Chetna Aashram) buildings (it took Himanshu Kumar 17 long years in Dantewada, Chattisgarh) are bulldozed by Special Police Officers under Home Minister…so that poor tribals can be raped, beaten or fired to death, their houses are burned, jailed on false cases and later declared Naxalite… How sincerely our government is working for corporate houses by licking them and killing thousands of innocent tribal population!
19). Cricketers are being sold (at IPL) like SLAVES were being sold in ancient times and the highest bidder wins…What an idea sir ji!!!
20). Millions of Indian cannot migrate and work within India because of only two Thackerays (Bala Shaheb and Raj) and then we proudly claim that WE ARE A FREE NATION!!! What a bullshit!!!
21). News channels are spreading more hatred than the politicians and they claim to be self regulated! What kind of fourth pillar we have today???
22). BYLINE of journalists has become BUY LINE today! They are bought at the drop of a hat!
23). Ever since Mamta Banerjee took over as Railway Minister, there have been more train accidents, delays and all the ill happenings and she has the audacity to blame it on Laloo… strange isn’t it?
24). In 63 long years, we have not been able to even lay solid proper ditch-proof roads but we have discovered water presence on the moon! What a great achievement indeed!
25). Our government function in such a wonderful fullproof fashion that they allow various goons and terrorists free passage to smuggle fake money from Nepal, arms and weapons from Burma and other neighbouring countries, RDX and other dangerous explosives from Pakistan so that politicians can take credit to raise these issues on news channels special debate shows…
26). Last but not the least, since the last 63 years, the politicians have been lying and fooling billion plus Indians with false promises, yet we like true bloody fools select the same leaders in every election again and again to rule us, exploit us and harm us!
1). Even after 60 long years, we need a foreigner (Italian Sonia) to rule us!
2). Even though we became independent in 1947, we are still following most of the Bristish Rules!
3). Since the last 63 years, we have built good relations with most of the other countries of the world but have failed to do so with the country (Pakistan) that was once part of a unified nation, isn’t it strange?
4). We can spend 31 crores per year to safeguard the Pakistani terrorist (Qasab), who killed hundred and sixty six innocent people in our country but we don’t have money to feed the poor hungry farmers of Bundelkhand, who have to sell their wives to feed their families. Strange isn’t it?
5). We cry out aloud when an Indian is beaten in Australia but turn a blind eye when Indians are beaten in India by Indians? What a hypocrite we are, really!
6). Our countryman Rajendra Pachauri (IPCC Chairman) declare the Himalayan glaciers to melt by 2035 to earn 2035 crores from the Western world and when he is caught, he says – ‘It is a human error!’ – Isn’t he great to sell his own country at the Copenhagen Summit against the whole world???
6). Our netas are more busy fighting silly debates on news channels instead of working for the people who voted them to power! Interesting facts, isn’t it?
7). Our political system is so wonderful that a police officer is promoted to DGP (Rathore) of a state (Haryana) for molesting a 14-year-old girl and force her to commit suicide!
8). Our judicial system is so wonderful that for 19 long years and at present, the culprit DGP Rathore is still roaming free, laughing at the media and every single billion plus Indians on national news channels! Which country can boast of such a great achievement? None, except us, after all we are a Republic @60!!!
9). A politician has to die (Jyoti Basu & many others) to be declared HONEST, SECULAR, A GREAT LEADER and god knows what not. But when he is alive he is the most CORRUPT, A GREAT LIAR and HORRIBLE LEADER! I still cannot understand this logic, do you?
10). The government doesn’t hesitate to kill innocent poor tribals (Dantewada & other villages), who are fighting life with hunger, rape, police atrocities under government’s orders to satisfy corporate and government greed by labeling them Naxalite! Heights of patriotism!!!
11). Our Agriculture Minister is so capable to increase price of essential food items to support the Hoaders and Black Marketeers that each time he opens his mouth, prices increases automatically!
12). Tonnes of wheat (Haryana FCI Godowns) are kept in open to rot to go in waste in rain but we will not feed the poor Indians in year of the drought! Kudos to FCI for such a noble act!
13). Our Prime Minister lies to the nation by saying – ‘We have enough food grain stock and no Indian will go hungry because of drought situation!’ How true… Indians are dying because of price rise not food stock scarcity!!!
14). Even Lord Rama is not supporting BJP to come in power… wish they had taken up Ravana’s support instead!
15). Even after 26/11/2008, Force One has not got the land from Maharastra Government in reality… but on paper… land worth crores have already been granted to them!
16). Delhi Chief Minister is so large hearted that she recommends Parole for killer Manu Sharma, not once but twice against the rule and law of granting parole! And guess what, all this happens under the nose of our Prime Minister! Isn’t it wonderful to be a killer than a common man??? And Supreme Court just admonishes the Delhi Government, that’s it!
17). Our wonderful electronic media houses, home minister, SRK (he didn’t buy one but felt ashamed though for India) are so concerned to show their support for Pakistani crickters for not being bought at IPL auction that they all have forgotten how 10 Pakistani terrorists invaded Mumbai to kill 166 people! Now that is what I call heights of patriotism for one’s country!!! KKKKKKudos!!!
18). NGO’s (Vanvashi Chetna Aashram) buildings (it took Himanshu Kumar 17 long years in Dantewada, Chattisgarh) are bulldozed by Special Police Officers under Home Minister…so that poor tribals can be raped, beaten or fired to death, their houses are burned, jailed on false cases and later declared Naxalite… How sincerely our government is working for corporate houses by licking them and killing thousands of innocent tribal population!
19). Cricketers are being sold (at IPL) like SLAVES were being sold in ancient times and the highest bidder wins…What an idea sir ji!!!
20). Millions of Indian cannot migrate and work within India because of only two Thackerays (Bala Shaheb and Raj) and then we proudly claim that WE ARE A FREE NATION!!! What a bullshit!!!
21). News channels are spreading more hatred than the politicians and they claim to be self regulated! What kind of fourth pillar we have today???
22). BYLINE of journalists has become BUY LINE today! They are bought at the drop of a hat!
23). Ever since Mamta Banerjee took over as Railway Minister, there have been more train accidents, delays and all the ill happenings and she has the audacity to blame it on Laloo… strange isn’t it?
24). In 63 long years, we have not been able to even lay solid proper ditch-proof roads but we have discovered water presence on the moon! What a great achievement indeed!
25). Our government function in such a wonderful fullproof fashion that they allow various goons and terrorists free passage to smuggle fake money from Nepal, arms and weapons from Burma and other neighbouring countries, RDX and other dangerous explosives from Pakistan so that politicians can take credit to raise these issues on news channels special debate shows…
26). Last but not the least, since the last 63 years, the politicians have been lying and fooling billion plus Indians with false promises, yet we like true bloody fools select the same leaders in every election again and again to rule us, exploit us and harm us!
What a wonderful Republic we are folks, kudos to every Indian on the 60th Republic Day!
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